Aye.

Ego Ego Ego.

Thanks to EN
for the
submission.

Please be even
more submissive
:)

Yo, bitches!

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Hello, and welcome to www.doggiestalker.co.uk - the central point for stalkers of doggie^.

Here you may post possible sightings, and follow my personal attempts to locate, destabilise and rape doggie^.

Much development is planned in the future, but we need contributions! Please email me (address below) with details of spottings, and, where possible, pictures.

Slippy
slippy@slipnet.org.uk

Doggie^ spottings

Submission by "EASY NEIGH", 25 April
(unconfirmed)

God I love this man.

"Hi there,

Spotted doggie^ at a local chippy, thought you'd like a photo, luckily i had a polaroid camera to hand.

Ciao."

email address withheld.

Submission by "ME", 22 April
(unconfirmed)

The first spotting we received was reported by someone wandering around the posh part of London (where knives are only occasionally required). They caught the following gent, standing quite still, and staring at a tit magazine.

Could this be him? Note the bongo mag he's reading, featuring a hideously deformed woman with one leg. Hmmm....

The London Trip

In a couple of weeks I'll be in London - yep - the perfect opportunity to get stalking. I have several maps, with tea stains, and pins located in strategic positions where I believe doggie^ could be located. Expect a full report with piccies soon!

He lubs me and he wants me to find him so I can steal his ADSL and pr0n and run away with his realdoll yep.

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

FAQ

Who is doggie^?
doggie - also occasionally known as "Realdog" - is a user of IRC, on IRCNet. We know that he has existed, at least in liquid form, for over five years.

Who are you?
I am Slippy, the most dodgy person in the world, ever.

What are you trying to do here?
doggie^ has, so far, managed to remain almost a complete mystery to everyone, despite some of us knowing him since our former pre-IRC-addiction days when we were interesting and had sex with people. Thus, this site has been set up to try and work out who he really is.. with the additional hope of one day resuming sexual contact without the use of a hand.

But aren't you much the same you cunt?
Well okay, not a -lot- is known about me either, but that's not the point is it. Nobody -wants- to know about me.

Don't you have anything better to do?
fuck off.

What will you do when you find doggie^?
RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Are you on drugs?
Yes.

How would I know him?
Well, we can only go by rumours and speculation, but common opinion notes the following features:

• Possibly a baseball cap with '@' on it, presumably so he can feel 'oped' away from IRC, thus proving his superiority to other people.

• Obsession with trying to 'download' products and goods from supermarkets and co-ops.

• Talks very fast due to his belief that ADSL affects all areas of life. Recommends people check for ADSL availability if they talk or walk/drive/shag slowly.

I've seen him!!
Good! Get in touch with us right away, preferably with pictures, and all details will be posted to this site. You can email me here:

slippy@slipnet.org.uk

Do you want sex0r Slippy?
Please use above address. KTHXBYE.

Are the "submissions" made up?
No, well, one was.. but any other ones were submitted by real people, on real drugs (and possibly real dolls).

Lastly, why the fuck is this shit pink?
To match my shirt, obviously. Fuck you. It's red.